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Monday, September 25, 2017

Traffic Patterns

The controller working a busy pattern told the 777 on downwind to make a three-sixty (do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft).

The pilot of the 777 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?"

Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!"

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