Strenuous Activities That Are Guaranteed Not To Be Aerobic

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn’t want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use my program without charge. Here are the things I have become good at:

• Beating around the bush
• Jumping to conclusions
• Climbing the walls
• Swallowing my pride
• Passing the buck
• Throwing my weight around
• Dragging my heels
• Pushing my luck
• Making Mountains out of molehills
• Hitting the nail on the head
• Wading through paperwork
• Bending over backwards
• Jumping on the bandwagon
• Balancing the books
• Running around in circles
• Eating crow
• Tooting my own horn
• Climbing the ladder of success
• Pulling out the stops
• Adding fuel to the fire
• Opening a can of worms
• Putting my foot in my mouth
• Starting the ball rolling
• Going over the edge