Daily Joke E-mailSign up to receive daily clean jokes by e-mail (sent out on weekdays, or as frequently as I remember to send them out).
Fun With Words!
— Puns, Language and Word Jokes —
Monday, August 19, 2019
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: ’To My One And Only Love.’ That way, if we break up, and she throws it back at me, I can use it again."
Translate this Joke!