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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Dressing for the Wedding

It was a couple of days before a big wedding and there was a problem. The bride had found out that the young stepmother of the groom, who was a snobby person, had bought the exact same dress to wear to the wedding as the mother of the bride.

The bride’s mother assured her daughter that there was nothing to worry about because she would buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.

"But mother," asked the bride, "What will you do with the dress that you’ve already bought?"

"Well," said her mother with a smirk on her face, "I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."

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