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Friday, May 22, 2015
Served by Weight
A man and his wife went out to dinner to a casual dining restaurant.
For dinner, they had ordered the chicken tenders plate.
When it arrived, the woman stopped the waitress. "Why do I have only 4 pieces when my husband has 5?"
"The dinners are served by weight," replied the server.
"Weight???" asked the surprised woman. "No one weighed me when we came in!"
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