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Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Strenuous Activities That Are Guaranteed Not To Be Aerobic

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn’t want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use my program without charge. Here are the things I have become good at:

  • Beating around the bush
  • Jumping to conclusions
  • Climbing the walls
  • Swallowing my pride
  • Passing the buck
  • Throwing my weight around
  • Dragging my heels
  • Pushing my luck
  • Making Mountains out of molehills
  • Hitting the nail on the head
  • Wading through paperwork
  • Bending over backwards
  • Jumping on the bandwagon
  • Balancing the books
  • Running around in circles
  • Eating crow
  • Tooting my own horn
  • Climbing the ladder of success
  • Pulling out the stops
  • Adding fuel to the fire
  • Opening a can of worms
  • Putting my foot in my mouth
  • Starting the ball rolling
  • Going over the edge

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