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Monday, January 20, 2020

It's How You Say It

A boy walked into a butcher’s shop and said to the butcher, "Two kilograms of mince please."

The butcher responded by asking, "Lean?"

At this the boy shifted his weight over to one side and replied, "Two kilograms of mince please."

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