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Thursday, March 30, 2017
Call to Another Church
A pastor places his order at the pet store. "I need at least 50 mice, 2,000 ants and as many of those little silverfish you can get."
The clerk replies, "We can probably do that, but it might take some time. Mind if I ask why you are placing such an unusual order?"
The pastor replies, "I've accepted a call to another church and the Pastors' council told me to leave the parsonage the way I found it."
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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