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Saturday, April 4, 2020

Famous Last Words

  • I bet I’ll get a world record for this!
  • It’s fireproof.
  • He’s probably just hibernating.
  • What does this button do?
  • I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
  • It’s probably just a rash.
  • Are you sure the power is off?
  • The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
  • Pull the pin and count to what?
  • Which wire was I supposed to cut?
  • I wonder where the mother bear is.
  • I’ve seen this done on TV.
  • These are the good kind of mushrooms.
  • I’ll hold it, and you light the fuse.
  • Let it down slowly.
  • Rat poison only kills rats.
  • I’m sure it’ll hold both of us.
  • This doesn’t taste right.
  • Don’t worry, I can make this light before it changes.
  • Nice doggie.
  • I can do that with my eyes closed.
  • I’ve done this before.
  • Well, we’ve made it this far.
  • That’s odd.
  • Don’t be so superstitious.
  • Now watch this.
  • What duck?

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