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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Patient Information

A woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don’t want to know if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse, I want all the information from top to bottom on Mrs. Finkel."

The voice on the other end of the line said, "Finkel... Finkel, Let me see... Feinberg, Farber -- Finkel. Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals, her doctor says if she continues improving he is going to send her home Tuesday."

The woman said, "Thank God! That’s wonderful! She’s going home on Tuesday. I’m so happy to hear that. That’s wonderful news."

The guy on the other end said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be one of the close family."

She said, "What close family? I’m Sarah Finkel! My doctor tells me nothing!"

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