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Monday, February 20, 2017
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
"I'm really hungry," said the first one.
"Me, too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew down and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate until they couldn't eat anymore.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first robin.
"Me either," said the second robin.
"Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun," said the first.
"OK," said the second.
The robins plopped down, basking in the sun. They had barely fallen asleep when a big, fat tomcat sneaked up and gobbled both of them down.
As he sat washing his face after his meal, the cat thought, "I just LOVE Baskin' Robins!"
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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