Daily Joke E-mailSign up to receive daily clean jokes by e-mail (sent out on weekdays, or as frequently as I remember to send them out).
Today's government Joke
Friday, April 26, 2019
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good, either.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."
Translate this Joke!