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Friday, January 20, 2017
Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman without tipping him. Nevertheless, the doorman helped the man into a taxi with a flourish and said pleasantly.
"By the way, sir, in case you happen to lose your wallet on the way home, just remember that you didn’t pull it out here."
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