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Sunday, July 12, 2020
Robin Hood and His Merry Men
Robin Hood and his merry men were deep in Sherwood Forest one night celebrating, and imbibing. They all became inebriated. And then Friar Tuck began to sing. He became louder with each drink.
Robin Hood, fearing that the Sheriff of Nottingham might hear the band, dragged the Friar deep into the woods. He then tucked him into the river, but the song lingered on.
The moral of the story? . . . You can lead a drunk to water but you can't make him hoarse.
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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