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Monday, February 8, 2016

Great Lines by Soccer Commentators

  • Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win.
  • He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
  • And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.
  • With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
  • Well, it’s a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.
  • If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.
  • Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn’t here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere.
  • I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to score two to win.
  • If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.
  • You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight.

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