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Saturday, April 4, 2020
The teacher wanted to find out how much knowledge her new students had retained over the summer vacation.
She wrote the following phrase on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun since school started."
Then she turned to the class and asked, "How would I correct this?"
Before any of the other children could think of the proper sentence structure, a sandy haired boy in the first row raised his hand and shouted, "You should get a hobby and quit school!"
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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