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Saturday, April 4, 2020

Grammar Confusion

The teacher wanted to find out how much knowledge her new students had retained over the summer vacation.

She wrote the following phrase on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun since school started."  

Then she turned to the class and asked, "How would I correct this?"

Before any of the other children could think of the proper sentence structure, a sandy haired boy in the first row raised his hand and shouted, "You should get a hobby and quit school!"

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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