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Friday, February 22, 2019
The neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked, "Sir, would you like to buy a toothbrush for ten dollars?"
Aghast, the man said, "I should say not, That’s robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt. "Well, then, how about a homemade brownie for five cents?"
This seemed fair, and the man handed a nickel to the salesman. Unwrapping the brownie, he took a bite; suddenly the man spit out the mouthful.
"Say," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like dirt!"
"It’s mud," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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