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Friday, September 25, 2020
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!"
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where a huge commotion erupts!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer’s table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that’s the first time in ten years we’ve been out of rye bread!"
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