Clean Marriage Jokes

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Today's Joke About marriage

Friday, July 21, 2017

Prenuptial Planning

A woman walks into a lawyer's office and asks, "Is it true that if I get divorced, I'm entitled to half of my husband's possessions?"

"In most cases," answers the lawyer, "it is true. Are you getting a divorce?"

"Not yet," the woman replies. "First, I've got to get married."

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