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Today's Joke About children

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Ways to Tell You're a New Father

  1. Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
  2. The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.
  3. You are used to doing everything one-handed.
  4. The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.
  5. The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.
  6. Your idea of romance is hand-holding.
  7. You answer the question "How are you?" with "We’re fine."
  8. You decide whether a shirt is wearable not based on sweatiness, but based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt’s main color.

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