Potato Passion

One night, the women in the Potato Head family were preparing dinner. Mother Potato Head and her three daughters. Midway through the preparation of the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother?" she said. "I have an announcement to make."

"And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter’s eyes. "Well," replied the daughter, "I’m getting married!"

The other Potato daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That’s wonderful! And who are you marrying, eldest daughter?"

"I’m marrying a Russet!"

"A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!" said Mother Potato.

As they resumed the meal preparation, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement."

"And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato. The middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!"

"You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That’s wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, middle daughter?"

"I’m marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter.

"An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again the room came alive with laughter and excited plans for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Umm... I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.

"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her sisters before her, "I hope this doesn’t come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!"

"That’s wonderful. Who are you marrying?" asked Mother Potato Head.

"I’m marrying John Madden!" the youngest Potato daughter replied.

"JOHN MADDEN?!?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he’s just a common tater!"