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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Marrying for Money

Still living at home, bored, and expecting to inherit a fortune when his sickly widower father died, Jim decided he needed a woman to keep him company.

So he went to a singles bar, and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars." The woman went out with Jim that night.

And four days later, she became his stepmother.

Some men never learn...

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