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Today's Joke About children
Sunday, November 29, 2015
A good, hard squeeze
A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
The boy stopped and thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Agnes was here!"
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