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Today's Joke About children

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Good Deeds

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!'"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."

- contributed by Mikey's Funnies

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