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Friday, January 27, 2023

Old Rivalry

After 20 years two college rivals bumped into each other. "Do you remember how I used to be so fat and flabby?’ asked the first. "Well, I’ve been on an exercise program for a few years, and now I run marathons."

"That’s great!" replied the other man.

"And," the first man continued, "Do you remember how I used to be shy and a poor student? Well, I took a course in public speaking, and now I make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on the lecture circuit."

"That’s great!" came the reply.

"Oh, and how about you?" the first man asked. "Have you changed at all?"

"Well, yes I have", replied the second man. "Remember how brutally honest I used to be, and how when someone said something uninteresting, I would reply, ’I couldn’t care less?’"

"Well now I just say, ’That’s great!’"

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