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Benny: "Now you take my grandpa, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too."
Louie: "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"
Benny: "A judge told him."
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