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Friday, February 22, 2019

Misunderstanding

A little boy wasn’t getting good grades in school. One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, "I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades somebody is going to get a spanking!"

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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