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Saturday, February 24, 2018

Not Going to School

Peter came home from school and said to his mother, "Mom, I’m not gong to school anymore and I have two reasons why:

  1. All the boys at school make fun of me and,
  2. All the girls at school make fun of me."
  3. "Peter, I’m going to give you two reasons why you should go to school," replied his mother,

    1. You’re 42 years old, and
    2. You’re the headmaster!"

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