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Today's Joke About animals

Monday, August 19, 2019

Cow Dealer

A farmer had been ripped-off several times by the local car dealer.

One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

Basic cow$499.95
Shipping and handling$35.75
Extra stomach $79.25
Two tone exterior$142.10
Produce storage compartment$126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper$189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system$149.20
Automatic fly swatter $88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery$179.90
Deluxe dual horns$59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment$339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly$884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb $69.80

FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: $2843.36

Additional dealer adjustments: $300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36

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