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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Dalmatian Duties

A carpool mom was delivering a station wagon full of kids to their homes one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children fell to discussing the dog’s duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he’s just for good luck."

Then a third child brought the argument to a close.

"They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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