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Today's Joke About animals

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Cat Quotes

  • "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
  • "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
  • "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
  • "In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats."
  • "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
  • "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
  • "Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
  • "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
  • "People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
  • "Cats aren’t clean, they’re covered with cat spit."

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