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Really Important Things My Children Have Taught Me . . .

  1. It's more fun to color outside the lines.
  2. If you're going draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
  3. Ask why until you understand.
  4. Hang on tight.
  5. Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.
  6. Make up the rules as you go along.
  7. It doesn't matter who started it.
  8. Ask for sprinkles.
  9. If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
  10. Save a place in line for your friends.
  11. Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
  12. If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.

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