In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
- On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair
- On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".
Evidently, the shoplifter special.
- On a bar of Dial soap:"Directions: Use like regular soap."
And that would be how...?
- On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
But it's just a suggestion.
- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
Oops, too late!
- On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
As sure as night follows the day . . .
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
But wouldn't this save even more time?
- On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.
- On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness"
One would hope.
- On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
As opposed to what?
- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
I gotta admit, I'm curious.
- On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
Step 3: Fly another airline.
- On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"
I guess we have parents to blame for this one!