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One night, the hospital where I work received a bomb threat. As a result, the other nurses and I were directed to check our patients' rooms for anything supicious.
Using a small flashlight, I entered the room of an 83-year-old woman. She was sleeping, so I carefully tiptoed inside and began to poke around near a box of candy she had received earlier that day.
Suddenly the woman bolted awake. "If you wanted a piece of candy," she scolded, "all you had to do was ask."
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