A man lost his wife after 43 years of marriage. The funeral was over and the pallbearers were carrying the casket out of the church. The doorway at the back of the church was narrow and offset, and the casket was bumped on the way out.

A faint moan was heard. The casket was opened and the lady had started breathing again. An ambulance was called and the lady taken to the hospital. After a few days, she was allowed to go home, and lived for another ten years.

Again, the funeral was over and the pallbearers were carrying the casket out of the church. As they approached the doorway, a stage whisper was heard saying, "Don't bump it, don't bump it . . ."