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There are a lot of funny things that happen when talking about or learning about God. Here you'll find daily clean jokes about the Bible, Christianity, ministers, priests, Sunday School, biblical characters and more, every day!

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Today's Joke About religion

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

The Direct Object

Christopher’s class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher to recite a sentence with a direct object.

Christopher stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."

"Why thank you, Christopher," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"

"A good report card next month," he replied.

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