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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Dead Rabbit

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and lets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

Another person driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. The driver steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

"Don’t worry," the other driver says, runs to his car and pulls out a spray can. He walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

Much to the amazement of the man, the rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the driver and demands to know, "What is in the can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The driver turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

HAIR SPRAY

Restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave.

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