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Today's Joke About religion
Friday, February 22, 2019
Fred, age 85, and Mabel, age 79, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the home they pass a drugstore. Fred suggests that they go in.
He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers: "Yes."
Fred: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Fred: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Fred: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Fred: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Fred: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Fred: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."
Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it, with that condition, and we have the works."
Fred:"You have loose bladder and gas pills?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."
Fred: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
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