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Friday, June 22, 2018
During the cold winter a family was preparing to go out for an evening activity.
The wife, who was normally bustling about getting the children ready to leave, was this evening instead standing right inside the front door, her arms full of coats. And instead of being prepared to leave, her four small children were busy running circles around her playing one of their non-stop games of tag.
Her husband, coming down the stairs, was shocked at the spectacle.
"Honey," he said, "What are you doing just standing there? We'll be late!"
"Here," his wife replied, handing him the coats with a smug smile, "I thought that this time you would like to have the privilege of putting the children into their coats, while I go and honk the horn for you."
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