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Today's Joke About family
Friday, February 22, 2019
My mother and I sat at the kitchen table eating peanuts one after another.
Finally I said: "Mom, you’d better stop eating these. They’re fattening."
My mother thought about this for a moment, then smiled. "I don’t have to worry," she said. "None of my clothes fit anyway."
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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