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Monday, May 25, 2015

HMO Doctor

Three doctors are waiting in line at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first one, "What have you done to enter Heaven?"

"I am a obstetrician, and I brought thousands of the Lord’s babies into the world."

"Good enough to enter the gates," replies St. Peter, and in he goes. Then St. Peter asks the second doctor, "What have you done to enter Heaven?


"I am a general practitioner, and I went to Third World countries three times a year to cure the poor."

St. Peter is impressed, and allows him through the gates.

The third doctor steps up in line and, knowing the question, blurts out, "I was a director of an HMO."

St. Peter meditates on this for a while, and then says, "Fine, you can enter Heaven... ...but only for 2 days."

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