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Today's Joke About aging
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Yeast and Car Wax
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits: "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
"Eventually" said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
- contributed by Mikey's Funnies
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