Daily Clean Jokes about aging!

Here is our daily, clean joke about aging and getting older. No one is safe as we find great jokes about retirement, being middle-aged, being over-the-hill and the sad, but funny things that begin to happen to us as we age, such as memory loss, loss of hearing, poor eyesight and more. Grow old gracefully with a smile on your face as you read our clean aging jokes.

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Today's Joke About aging

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Wisdom Learned with Age (Part 1)

  • I started with nothing. I still have most of it.
  • When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
  • I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
  • Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
  • All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
  • If all is not lost, where is it?
  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
  • The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.
  • I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock.
  • I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
  • It was so different before everything changed.
  • Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  • I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.

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