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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Parenting Laws

Sir Isaac Newton may have discovered the laws of gravity, but here's a parallel set of laws that govern moms and dads:

  • A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.
  • Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.
  • The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.
  • A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.
  • The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.
  • A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year... ...unless it is the only food in the fridge.
  • The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.

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