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Today's Joke About travel

Thursday, December 18, 2014

You know you're broke when...

  • American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
  • Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • Long distance companies don’t call you to switch anymore.
  • You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • Your bologna has no first name.
  • McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
  • At communion you go back for seconds.

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