Today's Joke About marriage
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI (Driving Under the Influence of alcohol) violations.
At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
By the time he was able to get his car started, everyone else had left the bar and driven off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
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