Shoe Salesman

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in a store.

When the salesman slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of his tie got caught beneath her heel.

Unaware of his predicament, she stood up and started toward the mirror.

For a few seconds, the salesman found himself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to get her attention.

"Look, Martha," her friend said. "He wants to go home with you!"