Clean Marriage Jokes

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Monday, November 24, 2014

Reviving the Romance

A farmer and his wife had just woken up one morning to the crowing of their rooster.

While still in bed, the farmer’s wife said, “Pa, you know our neighbor, Mr. Brown?”

“Yes, Ma, I reckon I do,” replied the sleepy farmer.

“Well, every morning, before he leaves the house for work, he gives his wife a big ol’ kiss. Why don’t you ever do that?”

The farmer sighed and said, “Well, I reckon I could, but I just don’t know her very well.”

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