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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Naming Issues

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.

After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what’s the girl’s name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that’s not such a bad name! I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What’s the boy’s name?"

The doctor replies, "DeNephew."

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