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Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Wedding Practical Joke
The best man for a wedding went to a local hardware store and had them give him all of the duplicate keys they had made that didn't work.
At the wedding, he handed keys to many of the single women in attendance, telling them to hold on to them, and that they would know what to do with the keys when the time came.
At the reception dinner, he stood up and said, "John (the groom) was my best friend and roommate for a long time. As we all know, he is now married.
"I know for a fact that in the past, John gave a lot of women keys to our apartment. Now that Jay is married, none of you will be needing those keys any longer. So would you please return them to Jay now."
About twenty single women came up to Jay, out of the crowd, and gave keys to him as he sat at awestruck at the table with his bride.
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