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Today's Joke About the military

Monday, June 8, 2026

Cat Romance

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night.

The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred "I’ll die for you!"

The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked: "How many times?"

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