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Sunday, May 28, 2017

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While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.

He asked where my kids went to school. I told him we home-schooled them.

With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband was the sole breadwinner for our family.

I said, "No, I also work . . out of our home."

Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in.

"He was born at home," I answered.

The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don’t get out much, do you?"

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