Daily Clean Food and Drink Jokes

Welcome today's food joke. Today's daily clean joke about food can be about eating, cooking, drinking, restaurants, waiters and more.

Your Ad Here

Our Partners

Today's Joke About food and drink

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Wisdom Learned with Age (Part 2)

  • It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun.
  • The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
  • If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
  • Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run. (he hates that.)
  • Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself)
  • When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
  • If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.
  • There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.
  • An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
  • A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.
  • Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Translate this Joke!

Powered by Babel Fish