Today's Joke About food and drink
Saturday, February 04, 2012
Growing Up With Dad
At... - Four years old
My daddy can do anything. - Five years old
My daddy knows a whole lot. - Six years old
My dad is smarter than your dad. - Eight years old
My dad doesn’t know exactly everything. - Ten years old
In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different. - Twelve years old
Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn’t know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood. - Fourteen years old
Don’t pay any attention to my dad. He is so old-fashioned. - Twenty-one years old
Him? My Lord, he’s hopelessly out of date. - Twenty-five years old
Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been around so long. - Thirty years old
Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he’s had a lot of experience. - Thirty-five years old
I’m not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad. - Forty years old
I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise. - Fifty years old
I’d give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over with him. Too bad I didn’t appreciate how smart he was. I could have learned a lot from him.
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