Going to School

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" she said.

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go," he replied.

"Why you don"t want to go?" said the mom.

"Well, all the kids hate me and the teachers hate me, too!" responded the son.

"Oh, but that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready," said the mother.

"Why I should go to school?" requested the son.

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And second, you're the PRINCIPAL!"