Ways College Professors Grade Final Exams

• DEPARTMENT OF STATISTICS
  All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
• DEPARTMENT OF PSYCHOLOGY
  Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
• DEPARTMENT OF HISTORY
  All students get the same grade they got last year.
• DEPARTMENT OF PHILOSOPHY
  What is a grade?
• LAW SCHOOL
  Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
• DEPARTMENT OF MATHEMATICS
  Grades are variable.
• DEPARTMENT OF LOGIC
  If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
• DEPARTMENT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE
  Random number generator determines grade.
• MUSIC DEPARTMENT
  Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
• DEPARTMENT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION
  Everybody gets an A.