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Today's Joke About education

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!
  • And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
  • Don’t worry. I think it’s sharp enough.
  • Uh-oh.
  • I don’t know where that came from! Just put it over there.
  • Better crank up that anesthesia.
  • I don’t think that was supposed to come off.
  • Gonna have to stop here, his insurance won’t pay for the rest.
  • Well, it’s five o’clock! We’ll just put this off till tomorrow.
  • Hey... ...maybe the janitor knows what this is.

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