Drawbacks of Cubicle Life

• Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who's behind you.
• Fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire.
• The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
• Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
• When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam.
• Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a box all day long.
• 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
• The carpet has been there since 1976 (or older) and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.
• If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."
• You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.