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Today's Joke About children

Monday, September 7, 2026

Put Something In It

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

The next day, their pastor was over at their house for lunch. He mentioned that his head was hurting, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

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