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Today's Joke About children

Saturday, August 29, 2026

Sermon Preparation

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" he asked.

"Why, God tells me," answered his father.

"Oh," responded the boy. "Then why do you keep crossing things out?"

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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