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Today's Joke About children

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Talking in Their Sleep

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.

The other night, as they slept, the golfer yelled, "Fore!"

His wife yelled back, "Four and a quarter!"

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