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Today's Joke About children

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Government Speak

  • Pythagorean theorem: 24 words
  • The Lord’s prayer: 66 words
  • Archimedes’ Principle: 67 words
  • The 10 Commandments: 179 words
  • The Gettysburg address: 286 words
  • The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words
  • The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words

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