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Today's Joke About children

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Growing Up With Dad

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  • Four years old
    My daddy can do anything.
  • Five years old
    My daddy knows a whole lot.
  • Six years old
    My dad is smarter than your dad.
  • Eight years old
    My dad doesn’t know exactly everything.
  • Ten years old
    In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different.
  • Twelve years old
    Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn’t know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood.
  • Fourteen years old
    Don’t pay any attention to my dad. He is so old-fashioned.
  • Twenty-one years old
    Him? My Lord, he’s hopelessly out of date.
  • Twenty-five years old
    Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been around so long.
  • Thirty years old
    Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he’s had a lot of experience.
  • Thirty-five years old
    I’m not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
  • Forty years old
    I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise.
  • Fifty years old
    I’d give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over with him. Too bad I didn’t appreciate how smart he was. I could have learned a lot from him.

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