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Wednesday, July 30, 2014
English is a Difficult Language to Learn
There is no egg in the eggplant,
English muffins were not invented in England,
We sometimes take English for granted.
And what about the noun roots of verbs?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language:
English was created by people, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which, of course, isn’t a race at all).
That is why when the stars are out they are visible...
But I still can’t figure out why it is that when I wind up my watch, it starts... But when I wind up this discussion...It ends.
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