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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Hot Water Woes

Strangely, it was only on the weekends that the water suddenly ran cold in my morning shower.

I soon discovered, however, that my wife of just a few short months chose the same time to run the dishwasher. I explained to her what happened to the water temperature when both ran at the same time and asked if she'd delay washing the dishes until I was finished. She agreed.

The following weekend the water turned cold on me again. When I went down to the kitchen, I discovered my wife was true to her word. She hadn't turned on the dishwasher, but just then she emerged from the basement, where she had put a load of clothes in the washing machine

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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