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Today's Joke About children

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Chinese Cuisine

A couple decides to go out for a nice meal on their anniversary and after ome deliberation settle on their local CHINESE restaurant . They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise.

The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

ust as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Did you see that?" she asked her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and this time he sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid firmly slams back down. Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over and recounts what is happening and demands an explanation.

"Well, sir," says the waiter, "What did you order?"

"We both chose the same," replies the husband, "the chicken surprise."

"Oh, I do apologize, this is my fault," says the waiter...

"I've brought you the Peking Duck!"
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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