Performance Appraisal Glossary

• Good Communication Skills - Spends a lot of time on phone
• Average Employee - Not too bright
• Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
• Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
• Active Socially - Drinks a lot
• Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
• Independent Worker - Nobody knows what s/he does
• Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
• Careful Thinker - Won’t make a decision
• Aggressive - Obnoxious
• Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
• Expresses Him/herself Well - Speaks English
• Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
• Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
• Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky
• Career Minded - Back Stabber
• Loyal - Can’t get a job anywhere else