Today's Joke About children
Tuesday, September 02, 2014
Growing Up With Dad
- Four years old
My daddy can do anything.
- Five years old
My daddy knows a whole lot.
- Six years old
My dad is smarter than your dad.
- Eight years old
My dad doesn’t know exactly everything.
- Ten years old
In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different.
- Twelve years old
Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn’t know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood.
- Fourteen years old
Don’t pay any attention to my dad. He is so old-fashioned.
- Twenty-one years old
Him? My Lord, he’s hopelessly out of date.
- Twenty-five years old
Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been around so long.
- Thirty years old
Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he’s had a lot of experience.
- Thirty-five years old
I’m not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
- Forty years old
I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise.
- Fifty years old
I’d give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over with him. Too bad I didn’t appreciate how smart he was. I could have learned a lot from him.