Parking Promises

A guy was frantically driving down the street in a panic because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life, and not only that, I'll give up drinking."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

The guy looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."