Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

• I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!
• We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.
• Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.
• Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!
• I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.
• Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?