Jokes about children!

Children say and do the funniest things. Here's where you'll find all sorts of fun stories and anecdotes about kids and the things they do. Check out today's clean joke about children and our sponsor.

Your Ad Here

Our Partners

Today's Joke About children

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Getting in to Heaven

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,"Well, I'll just run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"

Translate this Joke!

Powered by Babel Fish