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Tuesday, September 22, 2026

ICU Nightmare

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 1:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 1:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 1:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 1:00, the part-time Sunday janitor, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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