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Today's Joke About children

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Uncommon Allergies

A little girl was wearing a medical alert bracelet and someone asked her what the bracelet was for.

"It lets people know that I'm allergic to nuts and eggs," she replied.

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know. I don't eat cats."

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