Phone Conversation

Several men were in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was laying on one of the benches began to ring. A man picked it up.

"Hello?" he said.

"Honey, It's me."

"Sugar!"

"Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from there. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $80,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! Before you hang up, one more thing..."

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I think we can afford it. I drove by the house we had looked at last year and it's on sale!! Remember? The one with the indoor pool, rose garden, tennis court, and beachfront property. I stopped by the real estate agent this morning to find out... "

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $4,500,000! Can you believe it? That's a great price and we have enough in the bank to cover the down payment."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer 4.2 million. OK?"

"OK, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye, I do too."

The man proceeded to close the flap on the phone and raised it for everyone to see. Looking around, he asked, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"