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Today's Joke About animals

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Starting Things Off Right

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school:

"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.

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