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Today's Joke About animals

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Breaking 100

Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, a golfer said in frustration to his caddy, "I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

"Try heaven," said the caddy. "You’ve already moved most of the earth."

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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