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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Hymn Association

One Sunday morning, the minister told the congregation that he was going to say a series of words, and he wanted them to sing the song that came to mind, when he said each word.

The first word he said was "rock". They immediately started singing "Rock of Ages".

The second word was "blood", and they sang "Power in the Blood".

The third word was "cross", and they began sing "The Old Rugged Cross".

The fourth word was "sex". Everyone gasped, and then it got very quiet. Way in the back of the church, an 87 year old lady stood up and started singing "Precious Memories".

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