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Today's Joke About animals

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Bible Character

As we were leaving our local wholesale club one evening, the lady checking our receipt greeted my 4-year old son, Jacob.

"Hello. What’s your name?" she asked.

"Jacob!" he replied.

"That’s a beautiful name," she responded. "Did you know that there was a Jacob in the Bible?"

"Yes," said my son with a smile, "but he was taller!"

I laughed all the way to the car.

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