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Sunday, May 17, 2026

Potential Company Mergers

  • If Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers merge, the new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild
  • Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: Poly Warner Cracker
  • W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: Hale Mary Fuller Grace
  • 3M and Goodyear: mmm... Good
  • John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
  • Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey I’m Home
  • Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
  • 3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
  • Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
  • Knott’s Berry Farm and National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
  • Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da

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