Daily Clean Jokes about aging!

Here is our daily, clean joke about aging and getting older. No one is safe as we find great jokes about retirement, being middle-aged, being over-the-hill and the sad, but funny things that begin to happen to us as we age, such as memory loss, loss of hearing, poor eyesight and more. Grow old gracefully with a smile on your face as you read our clean aging jokes.

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Today's Joke About aging

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Knock on Wood

Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, "Well, I am glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table. She looked up and said, "That must be the door, I’ll get it!"

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