Parent Jokes

Welcome today's family joke about parents. Just like children, parents can say the funniest things. When children and parents get together, moms and dads can say some really funny stuff!

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Today's Parent Joke

Sunday, November 23, 2014

We had just finished eating a beautiful dinner that my mother had prepared for our large family. As I glanced up at the chandelier over the table, I was mesmerized by the creative handiwork a spider had woven around the prisms and lightbulbs.

"Don't look up there!" my mother screamed. "It's the one thing I was too tired to clean!"

"Don't look where?" my brother asked.

"There!" my mother pointed. "It's my own personal web sight!"


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