NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES...
Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD
85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .. been out a while..better be a reward.
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COWS: NEVER BRED..
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES,
California grown - 89 cents lb
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month,
Wife knows everything.