Parent Jokes

Welcome today's family joke about parents. Just like children, parents can say the funniest things. When children and parents get together, moms and dads can say some really funny stuff!

I hope you enjoy today's clean joke about parents.

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Today's Parent Joke

Wednesday, September 28, 2016
  • Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
  • Oh to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
  • There are only two things a child will share willingly ~ communicable diseases and his mother's age.
  • Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they now all the answers.
  • An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.
  • No wonder kids are confused today. Half the adults tell them to find themselves; the other half tell them to get lost.
  • Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
  • Avenge yourself: Live long enough to be a problem to your children.

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