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Today's Parent Joke

Thursday, November 12, 2026

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew.

I said, "What do I do if he cries?"

She said "Give him some vegetables."

It turns out that jalapeño is not his favorite...


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