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Business Professionals Joke
Saturday, April 30, 2016
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business selling almost everything he sold opened up next door and erected a huge sign that read, "BEST DEALS."
He was horrified when another competitor opened up a shop to the right of his store, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, that read, "LOWEST PRICES."
The old shopkeeper was panicked, until he finally got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read, "MAIN ENTRANCE."
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