I Wonder . . .

• A bus station is where a bus stops.
  A train station is where a train stops.
  On my desk, I have a work station... GO FIGURE!
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
• I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
• If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
• Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?