Epitaph

During the funeral, the grieving husband looked down at the tombstone of his recently deceased wife.

The epitaph read: "Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris Rosen, L. L. D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigration Legal Services"

Suddenly, Morris burst into tears.

His brother, looking at the tombstone said, "You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's tombstone!"

Through his tears, Morris sobbed, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number!"