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Today's Joke About The Elderly
Monday, February 20, 2017
As an on-duty member of the Air Force, one night I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway. When I got to the scene, I found a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare the animal away.
Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly, "Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are now cleared for takeoff."
The raccoon, however, was grounded.
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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