Daily Clean Jokes about aging!

Here is our daily, clean joke about aging and getting older. No one is safe as we find great jokes about retirement, being middle-aged, being over-the-hill and the sad, but funny things that begin to happen to us as we age, such as memory loss, loss of hearing, poor eyesight and more. Grow old gracefully with a smile on your face as you read our clean aging jokes.

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Today's Joke About The Elderly

Friday, July 21, 2017

Porcupine Encounter

A local veterinarian in the Northeast was known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine.

After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.

"Fifteen hundred dollars, Ma’am," he answered.

"Why that’s simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That’s what’s wrong with you Maine people, you’re always trying to overcharge summer visitors. What do you do in the winter, when we’re not being taken advantage of here?"

"We raise porcupines, Ma’am," came the quick reply.

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