Hearing Test

After several frustrating attempts to have a conversation with his wife, Mr.Jones decided to tell his doctor about his wife's hearing problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home and test his wife's hearing, "just to be sure!"

As Mr. Jones walked through his front door he could see that his wife was in the kitchen preparing dinner.

He called out to her, "Is dinner about ready, honey?" 

She didn't answer, so he stepped closer and repeated himself.

Still, she said nothing, so he repeated the process until he was standing directly behind her.

He tried one last time.

"Is dinner about ready, honey?"

His wife spun around and screamed at him, "FOR THE FIFTH TIME, YES!!!!"