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Today's Joke About The Elderly
Friday, July 25, 2014
Programming Language Differences
The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you’re currently using. The same applies to Operating Systems.
This handy reference is offered as a public service to help programmers who find themselves in such a dilemma.
The Task: GO TO THE STORE
You get in the car and try to remember where you put your keys.
MS DOS 6.0
You go to get in your car to go to the store but the car has been run over by a steam roller.
You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly, because attached to the back of the car is a freight train.
You get in the car and write a letter that says "go to the store." Then you get out of the car and mail the letter to your dashboard.
You get in the car to go to the store, and the car drives you to church.
You get in the car and type GREP STORE. After reaching speeds of 200 miles per hour en route, you arrive at the barber shop.
You walk to the store with Ricardo Montalban, who tells you how wonderful it will be when he can fly you to the store in his Lear jet.
After fueling up with 6000 gallons of gas, you get in the car and drive to the store with a motorcycle escort and a marching band in procession. Halfway there, the car blows up, killing everybody in town.
You get in the car and begin to drive to the store. Halfway there, you realize that the steering wheel is missing and you submit a bug.
An attendant locks you into the car and then drives you to the store, where you get to watch everybody else buy fillet mignons.
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