The Difference Between Dogs and Cats

1. A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
   A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
2. A cat looks silly on a leash.
3. When you get home, a dog will be happy and lick your face.
   A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies.
   A cat will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
5. A dog knows when you’re sad, and he’ll try to comfort you.
   A cat doesn’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. A dog will bring you your slippers.
   A cat will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, A dog will sit on the seat next to you.
   A cat has to have her own private basket, or she won’t go at all.
8. A dog will come when you call him, and he’ll be happy.
   A cat will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.
9. A dog will play fetch with you all day long.
   The only thing a cat will lay with all day long is small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
10. A dog will wake you up if the house is on fire.
    A cat will quietly sneak out the back door.