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Today's Joke About Getting Older

Saturday, July 11, 2026

Telling Time

Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was wearing a watch when I visited.

Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was.

He looked at his watch blankly, then brightened. "It's time for you to go," he answered triumphantly.

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