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Today's Baseball JokeFriday, April 19, 2024
Quality ControlWhen you have had one of those REALLY BAD days at work, try this: On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip"; be very sure that you get this brand. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that *every* rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested. Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company." Translate this Joke! |