Middle Aged Ponderings

• You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
• Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn’t that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
• Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
• Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
• Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What will hell be like? Home videos of the same reunion?
• A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
• Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
• You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
• Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.